xs, if you're in Portland, or in Oregon between Portland and Eugene, we could get together and do the job, and probably have some fun.
If not, there might be someone in your area who might help you do the job. It's not that difficult a job, and it's not all that dangerous, if you know what you're doing. You don't seem to have that knowledge, but a fair number of people do, and one might be near you. Of course, some expect you to pay them for that knowledge, and you really can't begrudge them that, especially if that is how they make their living.