I've heard that the bassist has found a frequency that paralyzes your butt muscle, so if you have a bad stomach at one of their concerts, too bad:)
Mike Pinder, the orignal keyboard player from the Moody Blues once said, that he believed that if you slowed down a bass note to it's oscillating frequency, and then played it backwards, it would cause your bowles to move. Can you just imagin that at a concert with 60,000 people...Holy Shit....literally.
the brown notes!!!!!!!!!!!!
no, really! There was a legend about a weapon the military tested in the 1960's: A 52' long concrete horn (long-throw, for battlefield), and a 12 Hz tone (amplitude is a state secret apparently) that would cause the sphincter muscle at the end of the colon to relax. yes, Virginia, there IS a brown note.
Also, pay attention to your Industrial Hygiene manual (OSHA).... prolonged exposure to low frequency, loud noise will cause male sterility. (!) I'm sure they mean those guys riding motorbikes, not playing the hi-fi set..(?)
And, so, where are all of the old amplifiers going to? I was researching cathodic stimulation of plants on the Google. No, they don't go to make your geraniums grow better. It looks like the s&m people have found out about TENS stimulation (it makes a muscle contract, among other things). you go look, I'm too traumatised. OOkkk, I'll be putting another lock on the building with the Sunn collection.
Why on earth world any band (and I use the term "band"
very loosely) be interested in making people defecate in unison? Would that somehow actually
enhance the concert experience for the audience?
Is it like a "Smell-O-Vision" (
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smell-O-Vision) film; you both hear and
smell crap simultaneously?
Maybe I'm old fashioned, but personally I would be a little reluctant to purchase a ticket for, or even attend a
free "crapfest".
And as far as a military application, how exactly would you get a 52' concrete horn
to the battlefield? Let's say they did; what benefit would there be in making the enemy even
madder and smell bad because they soiled themselves?
Am I missing something here?
Seriously, Whatever anybody likes sonically is OK by me, and I hope no one is offended by my remarks; feel free to poke fun at the art forms that
I refer to as "music".
